Okay, so I'm standing there doing a load of laundry, and Jack comes up and says "I say 'dammit'?"
Naturally, I say he can NOT say 'dammit', but he can say 'dangit'. Of course, he looks at me like I've lost my last marble.
So, I tell him he is allowed to say 'dadgummit' (one of my personal favorites).
"I don't wanna say 'dadgummit', DAMMIT!"
Well. Now that we've got that settled. Sigh.